The Horny Tree
I saw a tree with yellow horns growing from its roots
I said to the tree “I need to know but pray you tell the truth
Are they real or are they fake? I need to know you see
Coz for my work I must produce the horns of an oak tree”
“Well my friend I’m sad to say you really can’t have mine”
“Why?” said I “I need them so!”
“But sir I am a pine.”
Krys
This post originally appeared on our first site, dis-spelling.org.uk in 2018