Only She Can Judge Me
There are worse secrets
Still people are shocked
When I confess
I really, really like…
A diminutive reality
TV star, whose wisdom shines far
Surely Solomon reborn
In the TV courtroom genre
Endless streams of litigants
Seek binding arbitration
Over such foul, heinous acts Dodgy prom gowns, loans owing
Pets attack, who should pay
The mounting ER bill
Whose fault the fender bender
Fear not all will be revealed
Her pithy quips fall from her lips
Defendants are left raging
When Judge Judy exclaims
“Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining”
Jen
This post originally appeared on our first site, dis-spelling.org.uk in 2018